Hi, I’m Alexander Blechman
I’m a writer with 15+ years of experience working for top entertainment companies, ad agencies, and video game studios.
As a Staff Writer at The Onion, I scripted Peabody and Webby award-winning stories in video, TV, text, and interactive formats. I cofounded popular media brands like ClickHole and grew social channels with millions of followers. In the role of Business Editor and lead copywriter, I launched The Onion’s in-house ad agency and created campaigns for national and global brands.
Serving as a writer, copywriter, or game designer, I have collaborated with creative teams at Netflix, Kraft Heinz, Jackbox Games, Deep Silver Volition, Squanch Games, Cards Against Humanity, Team Coco, Dark Horse Comics, and other leading companies.
I’ve worked in a wide range of formats including…
I’m also responsible for several enduring internet memes like the Torment Nexus, Gorpman & Bleemer, the Astronaut Creepypasta, and other things you’ve probably seen in your social media feed.
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